Thursday, May 19, 2005

Lost Ark

And we pay over 3 billion a year to fund this type of stuff, at least indirectly.

Throughout the many years of his quest, Jones has been in close contact and under the tutelage of numerous Rabbis and Kabbalists. Extremely knowledgeable in Torah, Talmud and Kabbalah sources dealing with Holy Temple issues, Jones has now received permission from both known and secret Kabbalists to finally uncover the lost ark.

Heh. But [Indiana] Jones goes on to say:

Dr. Jones, wearing an orange anti-disengagement bracelet, dismisses the current Israeli government's plan to uproot the Jews of Gaza and northern Samaria from their homes. "There will not be any disengagement, nor will there be any Palestinian State,” he says.

If I was to bet, I would put my money on Dr. Jones (regarding Gaza, not the Ark).



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vendyl Jones is a world-renowned crackpot. Georg Lucas, who invented the character Indiana Jones featured in Spielberg's films, derived the name Indy from that of his dog, Indiana.
Besides, everyone knows that the Ark of the Covenant was whizzed away by a UFO...

5/19/2005 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A UFO whizzed on the Ark of the Covenant? How rude! Or was it the archeo-director's dog that did? And what was the ark doing in Indiana? I thought it was supposed to be in Israel somewhere.

5/22/2005 02:53:00 AM  

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